After 10 years together, Jetta is dead.
While we might have been in an on-again, off-again relationship, this is an immense loss. Join me in sharing memories of our times driving around in her ugly self.
Together, we'll give her a proper sendoff, Viking-style (*ehem, setting a Hot Wheels car ablaze in a kiddie pool).
FOOD & DRINKS
Nomnomnoms
There will be snacks and drinks at the party (both of the alcoholic and n/a variety)! If you're picky, bring your own goodies.
I'm Gonna come out and say it...
Gifts Encouraged
Please bring a gift (if you feel so inclined).
I've never had a kid. I got married 10 years ago. My MFA grad party couldn't happen because of COVID. Ya girl wants some gifts, okay?
Handmade. Something you no longer you want in your home. A pop tart. I don't care. I just love gifts.
Not sure what I like? Here's a list for inspiration.
"What a remarkable event. Would attend again."